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Great humor. Got this email from a fellow Turkish poet (
Gül Witt
) in Germany. Here it is:
A man becomes terminally ill. So he asks his wife:
"When I die, to avoid being lonely, are you going to get married again?"
Wife:
"Yes, I will get remarried."
Husband:
"Are you going to love him as much as you love me?"
Wife:
"Yes, I will love him just as much."
Husband:
"Are you going to kiss him the way you kiss me?"
Wife:
"Yes, I'm going to kiss him."
Husband:
"Will you be cooking him smelts too, nicely seasoned with garlic?"
Wife:
"No, he doesn't care for them!"
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